Marvelous! Finally I get a chance to display myself openly in front of idiotic strangers who would surf through my profile when they have nothing better to do with their pathetic lives. (No offence to people whoare here for business)These idiotic strangers would go through my site and send me private and intimate messages, if I am lucky enough to get such messages from sexually starved, ugly looking, single women who are looking for a successful life partner to change their tiresome lives.

Then people would make a negative opinion about me for my outright annoying attitude for explicitly insulting people who I have never met. Please don’t mistake me to be arrogant its just that I am trying to regain my mental posture after a cocktail of hard drinks that has screwed up my memory cells and the functioning of my brain has taken an aggressive approach towards all the losers who actually have interest in reading this crap I have written. By now you must have come to know that I am emotionally bankrupt and mentally challenged. That justifies my drinking problem.

Don’t keep wondering about my character cos if someone I am introduced to says oh “I know you” then generally it is not a compliment. I am currently undergoing psychiatric treatment for my beliefs but I have still managed to have a lot many followers. My philosophy in life is avoiding the unachievable. Unlike other people who work hard and don’t succeed, I work hardly and don’t succeed that spares me from expecting great things in life and whatever I get is a great achievement. That spares me from the mental suffering and physical stress that every person goes through in life on his way to his grave.
 

Now isn’t this a great profile. It surely is capable of winning a booker’s award. I love to praise my poor little weak brain to keep it from sinking into coma.

Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely planned. However I cannot be held responsible as I am irresponsible, I don’t care so I give a damn and why on earth are you reading my god damn profile…..Mind your own fu*#*%g life people…..